Wednesday, December 31, 2008


You know nothing about me,

and don't let my looks be deceiving,

You see a young Southern Lady,

When I am really a Bitch on Wheels.

Remember one thing that looks one

way can always be another,

And everything that glitters

here, you harlot, it is gold.

I will never make a promise that I can't keep,

and the word "idle" is not even in my vocab.

So don't be looking for "idle" threats...

Everything that I say is a promise,

whether for "Now or Later".

With that being said...

Let us have a formal introduction...

My name is Ms. Alfreda N. Whatley, in

which I am called Fre for short.

I am 5'10, 145 pounds and hail from

right here in Atlanta, Georgia, and please...

No, I am not black and my favorite color is pink.

So just remember, when you speak my name,

Or make reference to me... I am more than just

a little girl.

I have a name and furthermore, I hope that my

name tastes like shit in....your.... mouth.

Because, I am that itch that will not go way,

That constant pain in the side...

Finally, we have that understanding.

and now you know a little about me,

I am not nor ever will I be a little girl~

Address me by my name or address

me personally or put on your big

girl panties and shut the hell up.

And with that... I am out this mutha-


  1. LMAO! Why are you so feisty? Now, now...Verily I say to you...please don't allow anyone to provoke you to anger! BE GOOD.

  2. I am trying to be... That is why I am venting here.